This Thursday (Oct. 21) SPO is having the great MEN'S/WOMEN'S NIGHT.
What kind of MAN does it take to come to a men's night? Well, I'll tell you.
Are you the kind of man who maintains a Grizzly Adams beard, or wishes that he could grow a Grizzly Adams beard?
Do you wear Old Spice?
Do you sky dive off mountains onto majestic whales and sail them into the crystal clear waters of Antarctica?
Do you have two tickets to the gun show?
Do you get into philosophical debates about the various kinds of cheeses and their relevance to quantum mechanics?
Is your name Bernard?
Do you pull trucks and then run three miles?
Do you dance with wolves?
Do you wrestle with bears at night?
Do you chant "boys" whenever you win at something?
Do you have the innocence of a lamb, but the strength of a lion?
Do you chop down trees with toothpicks?
Do you like the smell of adventure?
Do you catch fresh water fish with your bare hands?
Do you like to show off your monocle smile?
Do you take a woman out on a night of sweet romance, AND call her back?
Do you drink tea?
Do you play with cute kittens?
Well, you are a man who should be at Men's Night.
What does it mean to be a woman?
Do you think men are silly for everything (but the last three questions) above? Or do you just ask why???
Then you should be at Women's night!
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