SPOints for SPOndetta & SPO speech

We spoke of a spooky spokesman who sponsored the spontaneity of a spot in spongy sporadic spools. The spotty spoon spout spoofs of a sporked sponge cake spotlight with many spondees in his spondulix sponsorship. Then Sponge Bob, being the spotty spoilsport that he is, brought his spongy spod, Spock, to the spot where the sporous sponge spoke. Their spoiled spoke spontaneously combusted, turning the sporting sponks into the Sporades. Thus SPO was born.

And out of SPO came spoints.

What are spoints?

Spoints: SPOints (aka spoints) are SPO points. You gain SPOints by doing awesome things. You lose spoints by doing not awesome things. For example:

You gain spoints by:

• Liking Old Spice
• Winning Four on a Couch
• Whipping your hair back and forth
• Coming up with awesome video ideas
• Being nice to Andrew
• Going on a Fan Into Flame retreat
• Finding Matt Jones
• Complimenting Will’s watch
• Commenting on the SPOt blog
• Going to Adoration
• Going on an Awakening retreat 
• Giving a talk/testimony at an SPO event
• Hiking the Appalachian Trail with a  weight vest
• Joining Google Buzz
• Going on a retreat when you have massive amounts of homework due the next week
• LOVE (not luv)
• Knowing what song we're going to sing next during Praise & Worship
• Making Melissa homemade cookies =)

You lose spoints by:

•  Being late to/missing Morning Prayer
• Missing/being late to Household dinner
• If you’re a man, using lady-scented body washes
• Not showering
• Not coming to Fan Into Flame
• Eating with the inside fork first
• Wearing socks with sandals
• Hatin’
• Making dinosaur noises in the living room

You must tell Andrew, Leah, and Melissa when you think you get spoints. We shall be the official awarders of spoints. 

If you think you should get spoints for a task not mentioned above, you must also get approval from Andrew, Leah, or Melissa.